Outrageous lies about the person above you

[stormcloud]

Dripping D is my bodyguard too

[Andalus]

Stormcloud is so blind he cannot see his own nose in front of him

[Goldyrulz]

Andalus can't see through that big fat helmet of his

[Jubal]

Goldy can't move. He has no legs.

[Goldyrulz]

Jubal has no.... arms!so he can't hold anything

[Gen_Glory]

how does he type?

goldy has no feet

[Goldyrulz]

DD has no heart (he is mutant)

[Gen_Glory]

goldy has 4 stomachs OMG hes a cow

[CN2]

DD has 4 of EVERYTHING! Even fingers...*ahem...*

[stormcloud]

CN2 has a regular number of everything, including brain cells

[CN2]

Stormcloud only has one braincell, which is used to type.

[Gen_Glory]

CN2 has a fully operational brain

[stormcloud]

Dripping D lacks a brain

[Gen_Glory]

Stormcloud has a heart

[CN2]

DD's heart is made of cold, evil stone!