Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Jubal]

Tusky is a pangolin trafficker! 

[Tusky]

Jubal is afraid to ban people from the forum

[Jubal]

Tusky lives in constant fear of being banned from the forum.

[Tusky]

Jubal was once banned from the forum for posting scores of pictures of Ryan Reynolds on various threads

[Jubal]

Tusky can't tell Ryan Reynolds and his secret identical twin apart properly.

[Tusky]

Jubal is unable to grow a turnip larger than 5 cm in diameter. He has tried all his life to grow one bigger, like the one in "The giant turnip" but has never been able to.

He once entered his largest effort (4.6 cm) in a famous local vegetable competition. It was particularly notable for featuring the fiercely fought "Titans of turnip" cup. He hoped he might catch a quiet year and win, but was humiliated to be instead awarded a rosette for growing the smallest turnip.

[Jubal]

Tusky was the comptetition judge - it was originally a smallest turnip contest but he changed it to a largest turnip contest at the last moment purely to rob me of my rightful victory. :O

[Tusky]

Jubal does not actually believe that Georigia exists at all, and is secretly attempting to uncover the conspiracy so that he can finally reveal it's true identity

[Jubal]

Tusky juggles lightbulbs and then throws them at seagulls for fun.

[Tusky]

Jubal does not truly appreciate the sinister threat that seagulls pose to us all.

[Jubal]

Tusky is a secret larophobe*.


* From the ancient Greek for gull, which turns out to be laros, hence the latinisation larus being the major current genus of seagulls.

[Tusky]

Jubal stands for "Jam, Unripe bananas and Limes" which are his favourite fruits.
Barca stands for "Balloons, Army-men, Race cars and Autobots" which are his favourite childhood toys.

[Jubal]

Tusky doesn't stand for anything. He has no principles whatsoever.

[Tusky]

Jubal once clapped his hands during the song "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". He was in fact feeling rather down in the dumps

[Jubal]

Tusky gives weed-doped dead mice to his local cats.