Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Cuddly Khan]

Jubal's IRL name is actually Jubal

[Pentagathus]

Khan hated harambe and was glad he got shot.

[Cuddly Khan]

Pentagathus is only the prince of the Wibulnibs, the king... well, he's hiding among us, plotting in secret while we focus out attention on Pent.

[Jubal]

The Khan is chief boot-polisher of the wibulnibs.

[Cuddly Khan]

Jubal is the latrine master of the Wibulnibs

[Pentagathus]

Umm guys this is the lies thread not the post a secret thread.

[Cuddly Khan]

Pentagathus is Exilian's dirty little secret... wait, that's the truth though. Damn. Wrong thread again.

[Jubal]

The Khan is Exilian's clean little secret.

[DeepCandle Games]

Jubal is exilians expensive dirty secret. He has a red light forum section that is invite only and that only he can see.

whoops, forgot this was meant to be a lie

[Cuddly Khan]

Ehe, Jubal. Where's MY invite?

BearKnight is a fraud. I don't know why or of what, but he is.

[Jubal]

The Khan actually does know why BearKnight is a fraud, but has a gagging order taken out to stop him saying the reason.

[DeepCandle Games]

Jubal is ripping people off for his adult services!

[Jubal]

BearKnight would be doing the same but can't make a profit on it.

[DeepCandle Games]

I thought we were telling lies here jubal. Lies.

Jubal is jealous because I steal all his customers.

[Jubal]

BearKnight writes everything he posts in Svan and then painstakingly translates it before posting. He has no reason for doing this.