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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1695 on: December 13, 2015, 10:08:47 AM »
Jubal has realised I accounted for the barnacle quotient by decreasing the limpet index.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1696 on: December 13, 2015, 12:52:34 PM »
Othko has realised that the limpet index is too closely tied to the cephalopod 4500 rating and so could cause the whole maritime economy to collapse.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1697 on: December 13, 2015, 02:34:06 PM »
Jubal will notice that I've shorted all my stocks already, making billions of sand dollars from the crisis.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1698 on: December 13, 2015, 03:37:43 PM »
Othko has no idea that I have become elected leader of the sand people's investment corporation. Our traders scare easily, but they are soon back with greater numbers.  ;D
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1699 on: January 23, 2016, 11:33:11 PM »
Jubal's people will never recover from this economic crash.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1700 on: February 19, 2016, 11:35:36 PM »
Othko suffers greatly from accidental self-inflicted injuries from a greataxe.

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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1701 on: February 21, 2016, 07:10:56 PM »
Lady Grey managed to get into the same state through misuse of a teaspoon.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1702 on: March 14, 2016, 11:00:59 PM »
Judal doesn't actually live in the UK, in fact, he doesn't even live in Europe! :o It's an outrage!!
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1703 on: March 18, 2016, 01:45:24 PM »
The Khan made the above statement because he was having foresight problems and was looking forward to when Brexit has happened and the UK has broken up as a result :(
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1704 on: July 28, 2016, 11:59:38 PM »
Jubal isn't active whatsoever. He has a baboon sitting in front of the computer typing all of his stuff while he parties and drinks and picks up tons of chicks all around town, every day, all day and all night.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1705 on: July 29, 2016, 12:39:41 AM »
The Khan has a perfectly working computer and is just choosing not to use it. :P
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1706 on: July 29, 2016, 01:12:37 AM »
 ::)


Jubal has foot cancer. And it's contagious. But it only transitions through sexual intercourse, making it a STI cancer.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1707 on: July 29, 2016, 11:24:52 AM »
Khan is interested in this because he's curating an STI collection, which he keeps by infecting goldfish with every STI he can find.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1708 on: July 29, 2016, 08:38:49 PM »
Jubal isn't worried because he has a kink for these kinds of things. Sadly he is conflicted, for he wants to save his foot, and also his life.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1709 on: July 29, 2016, 11:56:45 PM »
BearKnight is secretly in the pay of the anteater king.
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