Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Othko97]

Jubal has realised I accounted for the barnacle quotient by decreasing the limpet index.

[Jubal]

Othko has realised that the limpet index is too closely tied to the cephalopod 4500 rating and so could cause the whole maritime economy to collapse.

[Othko97]

Jubal will notice that I've shorted all my stocks already, making billions of sand dollars from the crisis.

[Jubal]

Othko has no idea that I have become elected leader of the sand people's investment corporation. Our traders scare easily, but they are soon back with greater numbers. 

[Othko97]

Jubal's people will never recover from this economic crash.

[Lady Grey]

Othko suffers greatly from accidental self-inflicted injuries from a greataxe.

[Jubal]

Lady Grey managed to get into the same state through misuse of a teaspoon.

[Cuddly Khan]

Judal doesn't actually live in the UK, in fact, he doesn't even live in Europe! It's an outrage!!

[Jubal]

The Khan made the above statement because he was having foresight problems and was looking forward to when Brexit has happened and the UK has broken up as a result

[Cuddly Khan]

Jubal isn't active whatsoever. He has a baboon sitting in front of the computer typing all of his stuff while he parties and drinks and picks up tons of chicks all around town, every day, all day and all night.

[Jubal]

The Khan has a perfectly working computer and is just choosing not to use it.

[Cuddly Khan]

 


Jubal has foot cancer. And it's contagious. But it only transitions through sexual intercourse, making it a STI cancer.

[Jubal]

Khan is interested in this because he's curating an STI collection, which he keeps by infecting goldfish with every STI he can find.

[DeepCandle Games]

Jubal isn't worried because he has a kink for these kinds of things. Sadly he is conflicted, for he wants to save his foot, and also his life.

[Jubal]

BearKnight is secretly in the pay of the anteater king.