Outrageous lies about the person above you

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:36:14 PM

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Jubal

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Othko97

Jubal's lies are the most outrageous in the thread.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Othko is secretly working undercover for Donald Trump's world takeover bid.
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Othko97

I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Othko is secretly Ben Carson's lack of hair.
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Othko97

Jubal has to wear a toupee, to create the voluminous locks that are Mr Trumps hair.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Othko is also the unliving shade of Ben Carson's friend with the magical belt buckle.
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Othko97

Jubal wants to build a wall across the Eastern border of the USA to keep the seaweed out.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Othko is risking the Glorious Bastion Of Democracy's seaweed security. >:(
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Othko97

Jubal has no sympathy for seaweed. IT'S ALWAYS DROWNING!
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Othko97

Jubal is unaware of even the primary organs of the majestic seaweed.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Othko is aware, and uses the information only for evil.
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Othko97

Jubal has no hope of foiling my plan based solely upon seaweed.
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Othko has appreciated all the ramifications of his plan and has definitely not neglected the barnacle quotient.
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