Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Andalus]

Stormcloud has no eyes

[Son of the King]

Andalus' head is actually a helmet similar to his avatar. Infact, his avatar is a self portrait.

[stormcloud]

Andalus has no face

[Gen_Glory]

SC has no kidneys

[stormcloud]

Dripping D has no spleen

[Jubal]

Sotrmcloud has no thyroid gland.

[stormcloud]

Jubal can spell my name correctly

[Andalus]

Stormcloud *ahem* 'bribed' Jubal to make him Magister whatsit

[stormcloud]

Andalus is just jealous that he didn't bother entering

[Gen_Glory]

Stormcloud is secretly hiring a hitman to silence Andalus  :ph43r:

[Andalus]

DD is that hitman

[Gen_Glory]

Andalus, under strange circumstances, will no longer be able to post                                                               :ph43r:

[Andalus]

Neither will DD, because I just tipped the cops off.

[Gen_Glory]

.   .   .

Andalus is going to have a perculiar run in with a horse's head

[Andalus]

DD is going to have a mundane run-in with a sheep's backside