Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Gen_Glory]

Andalus has a pet honey badger

[Andalus]

DD has 10 million pet monkeys, who are currently writing their own version of Hamlet

[stormcloud]

Andalus was sold to DD as one of those monkeys and all his posts are a collaborative effort by him and his 9,999,999 fellows

[Gen_Glory]

Stormcloud has an army of 1 billion banking owls that are the main reason for the credit crunch

[Goldyrulz]

DD has one solitary ant as his main friend and ally....

[stormcloud]

goldyrulez had two stickmen as friends, till he hung one

[Goldyrulz]

(crying) it was accidentally....

SC has 2 ants which is better than DD

[stormcloud]

Goldyrulez should have used a rubber earlier, an innocent live could have been saved

[Gen_Glory]

was that a euphinism...


SC has a small army of hackers that can only speak l33t

[stormcloud]

Dripping D has a small army of peanuts that only speak to him

[Gen_Glory]

dammit how do you know about clyde and the rest.....


SC has never used a toilet properly

[stormcloud]

Dripping D doesn't use a bed properly

[Gen_Glory]

SC is still unable to come to terms with the concept of soap

[stormcloud]

DD is still trying to figure out how to activate the trigger mechanism on his door

[Andalus]

SC pushes doors that say `pull`