Outrageous lies about the person above you

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:36:14 PM

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Andalus

Vadermath is the illegitimate child of Princess Leia and Chewbacca.
Du bist kein Schmetterling! Du bist nur eine kleine Raupe in Verkleidung!

vadermath

Andalus is a clone of a half-mutated frog.

Jubal

Back on topic, vadermath killed a fairy.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

vadermath

...in blind rage, after finding out that the goddamned fairy killed Jubal.

Jubal

I object to the idea I got killed by a mere fairy. It was two fairies. And a gnome.

vadermath paid the gnome in the first place, then killed the fairies to cover up his crimes.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

vadermath

He knows about the gnome mafia!
*summons the lackeys*
Tony, get rid of him!

stormcloud

Vadermath is a massive perv with a dirty mind

Jubal

The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

vadermath


Jubal

Your point being?

vadermath sent the bears psycho in the first place.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

CN2

CN2's song of the decade? - Heavy glow - Hot mess

stormcloud


CN2

Stormcloud has no name, he just is         .
CN2's song of the decade? - Heavy glow - Hot mess

vadermath

CN2(2NC) had to come up with a new identity, after escaping Alcatraz. He was in there for 12 years for stealing candy from a baby.

CN2

That baby was vadermath... The candy was really nice ^^
CN2's song of the decade? - Heavy glow - Hot mess