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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1740 on: October 02, 2019, 07:18:45 PM »
Tusky is a pangolin trafficker!  :o


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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1741 on: October 23, 2019, 12:30:44 PM »
Jubal is afraid to ban people from the forum
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1742 on: October 25, 2019, 01:27:25 PM »
Tusky lives in constant fear of being banned from the forum.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1743 on: October 31, 2019, 02:09:27 PM »
Jubal was once banned from the forum for posting scores of pictures of Ryan Reynolds on various threads
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1744 on: October 31, 2019, 11:48:55 PM »
Tusky can't tell Ryan Reynolds and his secret identical twin apart properly.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1745 on: November 14, 2019, 01:11:17 PM »
Jubal is unable to grow a turnip larger than 5 cm in diameter. He has tried all his life to grow one bigger, like the one in "The giant turnip" but has never been able to.

He once entered his largest effort (4.6 cm) in a famous local vegetable competition. It was particularly notable for featuring the fiercely fought "Titans of turnip" cup. He hoped he might catch a quiet year and win, but was humiliated to be instead awarded a rosette for growing the smallest turnip.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1746 on: November 15, 2019, 09:27:02 PM »
Tusky was the comptetition judge - it was originally a smallest turnip contest but he changed it to a largest turnip contest at the last moment purely to rob me of my rightful victory. :O
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1747 on: November 22, 2019, 09:28:01 AM »
Jubal does not actually believe that Georigia exists at all, and is secretly attempting to uncover the conspiracy so that he can finally reveal it's true identity
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1748 on: November 22, 2019, 02:54:50 PM »
Tusky juggles lightbulbs and then throws them at seagulls for fun.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1749 on: December 10, 2019, 09:40:43 AM »
Jubal does not truly appreciate the sinister threat that seagulls pose to us all.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1750 on: December 10, 2019, 10:11:10 AM »
Tusky is a secret larophobe*.


* From the ancient Greek for gull, which turns out to be laros, hence the latinisation larus being the major current genus of seagulls.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1751 on: December 10, 2019, 02:20:26 PM »
Jubal stands for "Jam, Unripe bananas and Limes" which are his favourite fruits.
Barca stands for "Balloons, Army-men, Race cars and Autobots" which are his favourite childhood toys.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1752 on: December 10, 2019, 09:16:36 PM »
Tusky doesn't stand for anything. He has no principles whatsoever.
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1753 on: December 25, 2019, 10:57:59 PM »
Jubal once clapped his hands during the song "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". He was in fact feeling rather down in the dumps
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Re: Outrageous lies about the person above you
« Reply #1754 on: December 27, 2019, 11:46:43 PM »
Tusky gives weed-doped dead mice to his local cats.
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