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The Rules of Warhammer
« on: February 15, 2011, 12:58:46 PM »
The Rules of Warhammer
1.We do not talk about Squats
2.We do NOT talk about Squats
3.We are the fanbase
4.The fanbase is larger than you would expect
5.Some of the fanbase never forgives
6.Games Workshop can be a horrible, senseless uncaring monster.
7.Games Workshop can still deliver. (From time to time)
8.There are no balanced rules really.
9.There are no balanced armies either.
10.If you play any other gaming systems don
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 05:39:12 PM »
There is no Rule 6.
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 09:19:12 PM »
But squats are cool! :P

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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 11:24:43 PM »
Lol, I really like 46, 43 and 12. :D  BTW NightAngel, 22 and 23 are the same. ;)
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