Bar Fight Arena

[Cuddly Khan]

I walk in finding it empty so I walk over to the counter  and order beer. I sip the beer than go and wait by the door with a crowbar for the next person that walks in.

[Phoenixguard09]

I jump in through the back window and smash over the head with a shovel.  I then take your position as it was a good idea and sounds like fun.  

[Cuddly Khan]

I run out the back door as soon as I regain consciousness. I dive through the same window you came in and stuck a "Kick me" sign on your back. I walk over to the bar and bash the bartender and made myself a drink. I sneak to the dark, back corner to wait for someone to come running through the door so I could laugh at there foolishness. LOL

[Phoenixguard09]

I head to the back of the bar and perform a citizens arrest on Khan.  



For possession of an egg-sized lump on the back of his head.

[Cuddly Khan]

I escape out of jail and kick Phoenixes behind out of the bar cus of the sign.

[Phoenixguard09]

I then come back in looking for vengeance.  Unable to find vengeance I settle for a good looking girl instead.

[Cuddly Khan]

Ready to come back in yet.

[Captain Carthage]

I (the bartender who you K.O.ed) get up and ask if you would like another drink.

[Goldyrulz]

I go past the bar, see the fight break out, quickly run to the shop to get some popcorn, pop back and watch the scene unfold at the window...

[debux]

Then I see you peeking through the window and toss you inside into the melee, and then jump in crying out the TF2 war cries, together with my faithful broccoli-mace

[Cuddly Khan]

Seeing a big fight break out I jump through the window. I then take a chair and smash it around the back of  debuxs head.

[Captain Carthage]

I reach under the counter and activate the bar's defence systems. Unfortunately the bar has achieved sentience and kicks us all out.

We must now ban together to take back the bar and the alcohol there in.

[Jubal]

I take one look at the bar. It does not back down.

I phone Chuck. Chuck looks at the bar. The bar backs down.

[Cuddly Khan]

Then I charge in with my anti-bar-defense blaster and melt through the bars defenses. I than block the door with the tables and keep another to put in the corner of the bar. I then hide behind the table with a stash of beer mugs ready to throw at anyone that appears in the window or through the door.

[debux]

But then I climb to the roof with my anteater. Using Jubal's ship to break the glass roof, I jump inside and throw you the anteater, that decides to scorn you for your necroposting, and then spanks you for taking his beer mug.