Bar Fight Arena

Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 07:04:25 AM

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Captain Carthage

Suddenly everything stops.

An air has descended on the bar. An air of awesome sexiness.

Then out of nowhere.

David Bowie lunches the bar into space!!!

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Scum of the highest degree and don't let charitable citizens tell you otherwise.

debux

I invoke the power of the badgers, mushrooms, and oh! Snake... ohh, snake!
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Cuddly Khan

I get my lazer gun out and shoot up all of the furniture again.
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debux

I deflect the lazer gun rays with a mirror and wipe you away from the face of the earth
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Cuddly Khan

I come back with my Martian friends and wipe you off of the face of the Earth.
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debux

I choose to bring my Venus' friends and make them destroy mars. Your martian friend commit harakiri when they see this. Then I come with a bottle of Jack Daniels and crack it open on your thumb.
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Cuddly Khan

I smash the bottle and use the bottle neck as a weapon.
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debux

I counter by that by buying a new bottle with my credit card and then fence with the card. Distracting you with my attacks, my bottle comes to life and makes you trip. Then I unload a whole barrel of whiskey on top of you, making you drunk immediately.
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Phoenixguard09

I then come in, cry at the sight of wasted whiskey and bugger off again to my corner.
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debux

I divert a whiskey tree root to make it drip all your juice on top of you. You become instantly drunk with all that unfiltered and natural whiskey
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Phoenixguard09

I take no further part in this bar fight. I'm dead to the world. Or, possibly just dead.
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debux

I resurrect you. And then land a barrel on your head
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Phoenixguard09

So I'm dead again? Anyway, what's in the barrel?
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debux

Nah, just unconscious. The barrel is full of Portugal.
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Phoenixguard09

Hahaha that literally made me laugh out loud. :)

Ok well, once again I am out of the fight, but seeing as I'm doused in whiskey, I'm actually rather happy. Although being smashed by Portugal is sorta annoying.

Hey reckon you can absorb whiskey through the skin in enough quantities to get drunk? :D
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