Workshop Booze Up II - Conquering the world, one nerd at a time...

[comrade_general]

Why?

a full time job where i am essentially being exploited  

[Colonel_Ryan]

Thanks, people.

Oh and, I'm sorry. I was just so frustrated so I needed to write it some place

[comrade_general]

No problem  

[Priya]

i'm sorry.

looks like we're going to need a ''therapy'' thread, as i also saw someone with the signature ''woman are my life, that's why i'm dead inside'' and figured some kind of action was neccessary.

I'm really really sorry

[Colonel_Ryan]

Thanks, Priya.

[Marcus]

It's too hot! I do not need a clean shirt to be dripping with sweat when I get home, due to walking!

[Son of the King]

It's too hot! I do not need a clean shirt to be dripping with sweat when I get home, due to walking!

This.

I'm sat with an enormous fan blowing in my face and I still feel as though I'm going to melt.

[Colonel_Ryan]

OH MY JESUS CRAP!

FU-!!

I was watching on TV and then I feld asleep. That good sleep. Then suddenly a Vuvuzela starts and I think I got a freaking heart attack D:
Dang. It was really crappy done by the commercial people to blow up a Vuvuzela when I sleep :rant:

[Marcus]

They blew up a vuvuzela? Awesome! Now they only have to blow up the rest of them and the rest of the world cup can be vuvuzela free!

[Colonel_Ryan]

Yeah they did. Just in the middle of my beauty sleep.

Heard about the one that's 180 or something feet long?
30 metres.

They believe it will create chaos in the traffic

[Marcus]

I hate those things. Really hate them,

[Colonel_Ryan]

Who the heck made them?
They deserve a sentencing to death!

[comrade_general]

The vuvuzela was first used in Mexican stadiums since the 1970s. Originally constructed using tin, the vuvuzela became popular in South Africa in the 1990s. Freddie "Saddam" Maake claims to have invented the vuvuzela by adapting an aluminium version in 1965 from a bicycle horn after removing the black rubber to blow with his mouth. He later found it to be too short and joined a pipe to make it longer. Maake has photographs of himself in the 1970s and 1980s at local South African games and international games in 1992, 1996 and at the 1998 World Cup in France, holding the aluminium vuvuzela. He says the instrument was banned as authorities ruled it as a dangerous weapon that prompted him to find a plastics company that could manufacture it.

Plastic trumpets similar to the South African vuvuzelas became popular as early as 1978 in Argentina, during the FIFA World Cup that took place that year in Argentina.

In 2001, South Africa-based company Masincedane Sport began to mass-produce a plastic version. Neil van Schalkwyk, the founder and co-owner of Masincedane Sport, won the SAB KickStart Award in 2001.

[Colonel_Ryan]

KILL THE MEXICANS!!!

[comrade_general]

Freddie "Saddam" Maake claims to have invented the vuvuzela...

so in a sense Saddam Hussein invented it, and then we could say Barack "Hussein" Obama invented it. yes Obama invented it. damn him!  :ouch:

its been a long day