Would you rather?

[Caradìlis]

Hardwood (easier to clean...)

Bread or toast?

[Jubal]

Bread

(To be fair, we don't *know* that Kingsley Shacklebolt can't fly. I suspect one shouldn't jump on him to find out though.)

Anteaters or Alpacas?

[Caradìlis]

(We do, flying is a unique ability in the Potterverse, only exhibited by Snape and Voldemort [unless you argue that the Cursed Child is canon, which it isn't] and yes, my point exactly)

Alpacas

Neverending Story or Momo?

[Jubal]

Neverending Story? I don't know either, but I like the idea of neverending stories.

Cutlass or Hand Cannon?

[Caradìlis]

Cutlass... Hand Cannons remind me of guns and they are a coward's weapons...

Nightowl or Early Bird?

[comrade_general]

I'll ask you not to call me a coward, kthnxbai.

Early owl maybe? Somewhere in between.

Early worm or second mouse?

[Caradìlis]

Definitely second mouse, I'll attribute it to myself to be around the corner waiting for another mouse to die so I can have cheese... (yes, I'm evil...)

Harp or piano?

[Jubal]

Harp

Vole or shrew?

[Caradìlis]

Vole

Chocolate or nougat?

[comrade_general]

Chocolate.

Dark or milk chocolate?

[Caradìlis]

Milk Chocolate (although it really depends on what you do with it, I usually bake with dark chocolate, because those things are sweet enough as it is...)

Light or darkness?

[Jubal]

Light

Plants or stones?

[Caradìlis]

Plants, I'm a woods witch...

Left or right?

[comrade_general]

Right.

Up or down?

[Caradìlis]

Down, I'm headed to hell...

Christmas or Easter?