Would you rather?

[Pentagathus]

Grindelwalf. Voldewald or Grindlemort?

[comrade_general]

Does a lightsaber count as a stick?

It does not.

Grindlemort.

Mort Goldman or Kirk Van Houten?

[Jubal]

Goldman.

Atlantic Ocean or Irish Sea?

[Tusky]

Atlantic Ocean

Be haunted by a scary ghost or anger a demon

[Jubal]

The scary ghost. There are better protocols for getting rid of them, and it's not like I can sleep anyway.

Befriend a cyclops or a centaur?

[Caradìlis]

Centaur. A) They are great archers (meaning they super don't care about physics - awesome), B) Second coolest way to get from place to place, after a dragon, C) Their blood is a great way to set people on fire without getting done in for arson and D) Stargazing just got waays more interesting...

Druids or Witches?

[Pentagathus]

Witches.
Mice or mooses?

[Jubal]

Mooses.

Porcupines or Tenrecs?

[Caradìlis]

Porcupines (since I won't have to google those...)

Rocking chair or armchair?

[Jubal]

Googling Tenrecs is such a good idea though...

Armchair, definitely.

Sofa or three armchairs?

[Caradìlis]

Sofa, can't sit in three armchairs at once, Im not that fat... Yet...

Stained glass or painted glass?

[Jubal]

Stained glass, though either is cool.

Existence or nonexistence?

[comrade_general]

Nonexistence.

Real life or imaginary life?

[Jubal]

Real life, for some reason, hell knows why though.

Exilian or Not Exilian?

[Caradìlis]

(I asked around and hell doesn't know why, maybe try heaven next time... )

Exilian, since well, I'm still on this site after all...

Breakfast or Dinner?