Would you rather?

[Tusky]

Is this literally which animal would I rather give food to? Then fishes. If there is a more sinister idiom for "feed the crows" then I don't know what that means so I'll take a punt on that since feed the fishes definitely means: deadtimes.

H.G. Wells or Jules Verne

[Jubal]

Jules Verne, I think.

Monotheletism or Monoenergism

[Tusky]

Well, I like to go along with the majority. So I will choose Monotheletism, since it has 6300 results from a Bing search, compared to 5280 for the other one. Skim read what they mean and that probably is fine. I have no strong opinions about that man.

Buddy Christ or Jesus & Mary Chain

[Jubal]

Buddy Christ, because Dogma is a good film.


Odysseus or Beowulf?

[Tusky]

Odysseus

Have to fight a professional boxer or have the participants on the show "jackass" play pranks on you for a day (unfilmed)

[Jubal]

Probably the fight. It'd be a cool thing to say I'd done, and it wouldn't last long anyway. And I hate pranks and the anxiety of the latter would be horrible.

Pocket Universe 1: Beginnings, or Pocket Universe 2: Momentum ?

[Tusky]

Pocket Universe 1: Beginnings

Catapults or Trebuchets

[Jubal]

Catapults. Trebuchets have become over-memed.

Arbalest or Lián Nŭ?

[Tusky]

Arbalest - prefer the name

Trebuchets or a peevish looking cat being shouted at by an upset blonde lady

[Jubal]

The cat, because I want to stop it getting shouted at and give it fuss and food, which I can't really say for the trebuchet.

Vizima or Minas Tirith?

[Tusky]

Minas Tirith

Doctor Robotnik or Bowser

[Jubal]

Robotnik, I think

A fire breathing tiger, or the planet Mercury?

[Tusky]

A fire breathing tiger pls.

Caves or Forests

[Jubal]

Caves, at the moment. Tricky one though.

Paracetamol or ibuprofen?

[Tusky]

Ibuprofen all the way

Pangolins or Georgia