Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Lots of fairy lights!


Would you rather immerse yourself in a mud bath or a Heubad?

[Jubal]

The heubad just because it sounds a more interesting/unusual experience.

Would you rather live in the giant skull of a prehistoric beast, or in a very very large shoe?

[The Seamstress]

The shoe, but only if it hasn't been worn before.

Rocking horse or rocking chair?

[Jubal]

Rocking chair, alas: I would love to say rocking horse, but I must accept the ravages of time now and that a rocking chair would be far comfier and more useful to me.


Rock salt or rock guitar solo?

[The Seamstress]

Rock guitar solo. Normal salt is sufficient.


Spooky season or Christmas season?

[Jubal]

Oou, difficult. I think Christmas for me, I'm a curl up by the fire sort of hobbit. But I quite like both!


Plague or famine?

[The Seamstress]

Argh, neither! But I've had quite enough of plagues, so... famine, I guess.


Would you rather spend a week being followed around by Winnie the Pooh or by Tigger? They'd go with you everywhere and constantly talk to you & ask you things, if you want it or not.

[Jubal]

Pooh

Would you rather a sling or atlatl?

[The Seamstress]

I don't think I'd be good at handling either and probably just hurt myself trying, but I think the sling.

Would you rather be in a TV debate with a politician of your choice or compete in some baking show?

[Jubal]

I'd probably enjoy the baking show more but I'd probably do better at the political debate, so I might go for the latter so as to not embarrass myself.

Would you rather be a mad scientist, or simply be in the employ of a mad scientist?

[The Seamstress]

I guess I'd rather be the mad scientist in this scenario, because working for one would probably be quite unnerving. (In fact, I think that's how they train mad scientists; make them work for one until it drives them mad themselves.)


Trick or treat?

[Jubal]

trick, I do not feel deserving of treats this week.

shattering or melting? (of what I don't know)

[The Seamstress]

*slides plate of cookies across the table* Have one anyway.


Melting. Chocolate. To put into cookies.


Hazelnut or almond?

[Jubal]

Ooh, hazelnut, that's fairly easy.


Walnut or pine nut?

[Tusky]

Pine nut. Toasted and in a salad - Very tasty.


Six month trip to circumnavigate the globe in a floating mansion you get to keep, or a six month retreat in the Algarve which results in you being able to converse with birds