Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

The wine. I don't eat chili because it would probably burn a hole into my guts (and I don't really like very spicy food in general), so I'd have even less use for it than for the wine.


Would you rather ride a roller coaster or ghost train?

[Jubal]

Roller coaster I think, neither sounds appealing though.

Would you rather get free taxis for life, or have every city you visit get a fully upgraded modern public transport system?

[The Seamstress]

Both would be cool, I admit, because I'm not a huge fan of being on crowded public transport and it would be nice to just go from A to B relatively stress-free, but I'd definitely vote for the public transport system as it would benefit more people.

Would you rather be able to control electricity or atoms?

[Jubal]

Atoms, I think, that has a larger total scope of possibilities.

Would you rather own Saruman's robe of many colours or Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat?

[The Seamstress]

Saruman's robe.

Would you rather have grass instead of hair or (movable) roots instead of legs?

[Jubal]

On balance, the grass: I'd be more green and photosynthesis might be useful.

Would you rather be a sciapod or a blemmye?

[The Seamstress]

Blemmye, I'd like to have all my limbs. (And finding shoes for that one huge sciapod foot would prove quite difficult & expensive, I suppose.)

Would you rather be Spock or Cmdr. Data?

[Jubal]

Spock, I think.


Would you rather ride a donkey or a camel?

[The Seamstress]

Donkey.

Peas or chickpeas?

[Jubal]

Chickpeas but only if I can make hummus out of them

Visit Bree or Lake town?

[The Seamstress]

Bree.

Your office is infested: poisonrats or poisonturtles?

[Jubal]

Poisonturtles, much slower and easier to remove.


Scimitar or cutlass?

[The Seamstress]

Cutlass.

Would you rather have a real mouse employed as your computer mouse, or a hedgehog as a hairbrush?

[Jubal]

Real mouse. I've held a hedgehog, they are actually surprisingly hefty and would not make good hairbrushes at all.


Would you rather sleep lying on a hard, roughly made stone floor, or in a hammock with half the ropes removed so the remaining ones kind of dug in uncomfortably?

[The Seamstress]

Both don't seem very pleasant, but I guess I'd go for the stone floor (unless that one's very cold, then I'd prefer the hammock).


Would you rather work as a circus pony (in a pony costume) or as a superhero (in appropriate superhero attire)?