Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

I would feel rather uncomfortable with people treating me like a saint, I'm just a human with flaws & some annoying traits, like every other human. The older I get the less concerned I am about what random strangers think of me, these aren't the people that matter. So I'd rather be important to people who are equally important to me now. Or something. I guess?

Would you rather, through some heinous experiment, be merged with another person, or be able to see through walls with laser eyes you can't turn off?

[Jubal]

I guess the laser eyes but I am not a fan of either at all.

Would you rather workship a bull cult or a fire cult?

[The Seamstress]

No cults for me, thanks, but I guess in this case, fire. Fire is quite useful for cooking stuff.

Would you rather go about your everyday life with stinky flowers sprouting everywhere you step, or with a constantly nagging tiny ugly gnome clinging to your leg?

[Jubal]

I think I'll go with the stinky flowers. Rafflesia this city up a bit.

Would you rather fence with an umbrella, or have a fence made of umbrellas?

[The Seamstress]

Fence with an umbrella, but I'd not be very good at it.

Would you rather paint all your walls bright yellow or dark red?

[Jubal]

Ooh difficult. Depends on the shade of dark red. If it's nice and rich and a bit towards purple it might be nice, if it just looks like I did it to hide blood stains I might go for yellow.

You're going to get a soundtrack band when you speak. Celtic folk or chamber orchestra?

[The Seamstress]

Celtic folk. Every food order I place would be really epic.

Would you rather visit Baden or Laxenburg?

[Jubal]

Probably Laxenburg because I've still not looked around the town much, just the grounds and the mittelalterfest.

You have discovered that heaven and hell don't exist. Instead the two afterlives are a) the Afterlife That Is A Perfect World As Imagined By Dormice, and the Afterlife That Is A Perfect World As Imagined By Pigeons. Would you rather spend eternity in afterlife A or B?

[The Seamstress]

Judging from the nest-building skills (i.e.: the lack thereof) of pigeons and the dietary habits of the city-dwelling variety I've witnessed so far, I can't imagine this would be much fun, so I guess I'll go to Dormouse Heaven.

Would you rather share your food with Mothman or with the Loveland Frog?

[Jubal]

The Loveland Frog, I think. We are fellow wetland creatures so we can bond over that.

Would you rather the government funded free painted eggshells for everyone, or created three new public holidays a year of which you would have to spend at least one on mandatory folk dancing?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on the type of folk dance... I'm very untalented in this regard however, but I guess two days to do whatever I want would be worth the one day dancing & making a fool of myself.

Chocolate muffin or chocolate bar?

[Jubal]

Oou, difficult. Depends how over-sweetened the muffin is, and what type of chocolate bar. Muffin wins I think on average, though I do probably eat more chocolate bars than chocolate muffins.


Would you rather end up in a selkie story or a frog prince story?

[The Seamstress]

Well, that would depend on which character I'd have to be in either story, I guess. Selkie? I think not. Selkie's husband/wife? Also no. Princess? Hm, not sure. Frog? Maybe. I think I would be brilliant in the role of the Golden Ball, though.

Would you rather have a little glittery star permanently stuck to your nose, or a glowing yellow mushroom permanently sticking out of one of your ears?

[Jubal]

Contemplating either of those makes my brain react viscerally badly. I guess the mushroom because if I dealt with the situation by removing my ear, that'd be less obvious than removing my nose.

Would you rather visit The Cow People or The Okapi People?

[The Seamstress]

Okapi. They look funny & cute.

Would you rather all plant life were huge (think grass as high as average trees or strawberries the size of small cars), or all animals were tiny (dogs would be the size of hedgehogs and elephants the size of dogs)?