Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

I don't think I have a preference... sand maybe?

Drink freshly made fruit juice or fresh spring water?

[Jubal]

Hm, usually juice but right now water.


Runny/liquid honey or set honey?

[The Seamstress]

Liquid, easier to put on bread or rolls.

Find or be found?

[Jubal]

Be found. I feel quite lost some of the time lately.


Tired or sleepy?

[The Seamstress]

Tired.

Live with a friendly ghost or have a crystal ball that answers all your questions?

[Jubal]

Crystal ball, very useful

Agree to care for an elderly terminally ill patient you've never met for her final year in exchange for inheriting all her wealth (however much that may or may not be), or forego the deal and the money?

[The Seamstress]

Oof, it would depend on what "care" encompasses, if it's just things like cooking and cleaning and keeping her company then maybe yes, but I'm no trained nurse or care assistant (or whatever that's called in English) so any kind of medical stuff or personal hygiene would be too much for me (also that's not something I'd really want to do). And emotionally I'm not sure if I'd handle the whole situation very well - I have huge respect for people who work in these professions because it's not an easy job, physically as well as emotionally. So in conclusion, I'd rather forego the deal and let a real nurse have the money...

Live on a tiny island in some lake in Finland, or in a cabin in the woods in Sweden?

[Jubal]

Finnish lake I think. It'll probably have nearby woods anyway, and I want to be a moomin.

The gods are changing up their art department and want your advice: you get to change the art style for the entire real world! Would you rather pixel art reality, or anime reality?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, I think I'd go for the pixels. 80s game aesthetic.

You're only allowed to write one of those for the rest of your life: novels or songs?

[Jubal]

Oh no... I don't like this one Maybe novels, in that I have written numerous songs already but still sort of want to prove to myself that I have some novels in me somewhere. Though I'm not convinced I'll ever get there so maybe I should stick to the songs.

Go to Manchester or Liverpool?

[The Seamstress]

Both would be interesting, but I think Manchester. They have a fashion museum at Platt Hall if I remember correctly.

Go to Bregenz or Eisenstadt?

[Jubal]

Bregenz. No good reason, just going with the flow.

Get the nobel prize for physics or chemistry?

[The Seamstress]

I have zero talent for either (but wish I had). Maybe physics, less risk of blowing things up I guess.

Take part in a talent show or be the organiser of such an event?

[Jubal]

Take part, just bc I'm tired of organising things.

Be a sentient floor or a sentient ceiling?

[The Seamstress]

Ceiling. I don't like people trampling all over me. Also I'd have a better view.

Participate in a trial for a new shampoo or a new dietary supplement?