Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Regular tie I think.

1970s hairstyle or 1990s hairstyle?

[Jubal]

Uh, 70s I think. Though either could mean many things!


Wear only black for a month or only white for a month?

[The Seamstress]

Black!

Ireland or Scotland?

[Jubal]

Scotland, it's where my name is from

Journey to the Centre of the Earth or 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea?

[The Seamstress]

Centre of the Earth? Though I don't want to be in either place I think.

Sun or clouds?

[Jubal]

Sun. Unless I need a shower in which case clouds, because the plumbing in my flat is weird.

Water or juice?

[The Seamstress]

Water.

LARP: Be a healer or a poet?

[Jubal]

Poet

Live with three down-to-earth, serious practical, helpfully minded dwarves, or three very friendly and magical but completely impractical and often unhelpfully chaotic faeries?

[The Seamstress]

Dwarves. I don't want more chaos than I already have in my flat.

Demon curse! Now you're unable to communicate in human language, but you can choose one of two other options of communication: "Moo" or "Quack"?

[Jubal]

Moo, I want to keep my bass/baritone.

Be only able to sing, not speak, or only be able to speak in rhyme?

[The Seamstress]

Uh... I'm not that good at rhyming but the singing would probably annoy everyone much more, so the rhymes it is.

Bees or wasps?

[Jubal]

Bees, hardly a controversial answer. Though I feel sorry for all the gall wasps and other absolutely okay wasp varieties.

Extra toe on each foot, or extra joint in each current toe?