Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Ancient Greece, I think.


Time travel to ancient Seleucia or ancient Palmyra (at the height of each settlement's power/influence)?

[The Seamstress]

Palmyra I think. Though both would be interesting.

You're a RPG character and can choose an animal for transportation: giant marten or giant badger?

[Jubal]

Badger

Same question, but giant toad or giant stag beetle?

[The Seamstress]

Stag beetle. Combat bug! 

Have three summer months with 30°C and sun every day, or have one summer month but with 40°C and sun every day?

[Jubal]

I think I have to take three months at thirty, a month at forty would be deadly.

Ducks or drakes?

[The Seamstress]

Drake as in dragon? Then dragon.

Be in a talk show discussing "Equal Rights for Wibulnibs" or "Free Buckets of Earthworms for every UK Household"?

[Tusky]

I'm not sure there is much to say in opposition to free buckets, so I will pick equal rights for Wibulnibs

You can (and must at all times) only wear clown shoes or a clowns wig and nose

[Jubal]

Clown shoes. Would hate either, but shoes.

Would you rather be a member of a new species of sapient humanoid bookmarks who are devoted to protecting wisdom and knowledge in the coming crises for a future civilisation, or of a clan of highly intelligent gall-wasps with a plan to save the world from climate change?

[The Seamstress]

I'll be Gall-Wasp Girl, on her way to save the world.

Eat nothing but stew or nothing but muesli for a week?

[Tusky]

Stew I think

Vow of Silence, or the only sound you can make is to scream

[The Seamstress]

Vow of silence. That wouldn't take much effort in my case.

You're a farmer! Grow wheat or potatoes?

[Jubal]

Wheat of course

Bratwurst or Salsiccia?

[The Seamstress]

I haven't tried Salsiccia, so I'll say Bratwurst. I'm more a fan of Frankfurter or Debreziner though.

Learn spinning or weaving?

[Jubal]

Weaving

Learn to swim better or to climb better?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, given my fear of heights, I guess I'll go for better swimming skills.

Snack on pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds?