Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Gloom, because doom implies it's already too late? I think I can handle gloom.

Be a seller of magical books (which might have a life of their own) or a gardener of magical plants (same)?

[Jubal]

Gardener I think.

Be a keeper of gryphons and owlbears (including fully grown ones that can eat people), or teacher at a playgroup specifically for goblins and fey creatures?

[The Seamstress]

Both sound quite overwhelming tbh, but I guess the goblins and fey creatures at least won't try to instantly maul me?

Have your feet replaced with never-melting ice blocks, or turn everything you touch into ice?

[Jubal]

The first, I could at least wrap the ice blocks in something and vaguely re-learn to walk, whereas turning everything into ice would kill me very quickly as all my food would be ice.

Ryan Gosling (hollywood actor) or Ryan the Gosling (angry baby goose who happens to be named Ryan)?

[The Seamstress]

Ryan the Gosling, of course. He'll be guard goose for my little fantasy cottage.

Ghost train or ferris wheel?

[Jubal]

Depends, if the ghost train is a jump scare ride, then ferris wheel. If it's just generally halloweeny, then the ghost train.

Batman (but the place) or Robin (but the bird)?

[The Seamstress]

Robin (the bird).

Herd rabbits or herd cats?

[Jubal]

Herd rabbits probably. Neither would be easy!

Herd pigeons or herd bats?

[The Seamstress]

Pigeons could maybe be persuaded to form a herd by providing them with food in one place, so I guess I'd try that.

Explore a dungeon with a seagull or with a duck as your companion?

[Jubal]

With a duck, undoubtedly.


Have all pecadillos forgiven or have all armadillos forgiven?

[The Seamstress]

I had to look up peccadillo, learnt a new word! So yes, this one.

Milka or Lindt chocolate?

[Jubal]

Not sure, so I'll say lindt.


Decorate a beard with bows or rings?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, if I had one I'd probably opt for bows, but otherwise, rings?

Give up one of those forever: Rice or pasta?

[Tusky]

Would haf'ta be pasta for me. I do eat a lot of rice

Piano or violin

[Jubal]

Violin

Bows (ribbons) or bows (and arrows)?