Would you rather?

[comrade_general]

Cannabis.

Coke or Pepsi? (you thought I was going to say heroin)

[Jubal]

Heroin. Definitely heroin.

Bananas or staplers?

[Scarlet]

Bananas - unless it's your staple-less-stapler thingy!

Apples or hole punches?

[Pentagathus]

Apples.
Holes or pegs?

[Dimos]

Alcohol [is (NOT) free]

Beaches or Mountains?

[SaidaiSloth]

Cannabis.

Coke or Pepsi? (you thought I was going to say heroin)

I have to do this one.
I don't take drugs. Pepsi.
^That's not even that funny. I don't know why I had to do that one. I just did.

As for above, beaches. I like wadah.

[Scarlet]

And now we're left with nothing to answer. IT'S ALL FALLEN APART! OH GOD NO!

Oh wait, pegs. Camping is fun.

Hats or scarves?

[Clockwork]

Hats

I used to wear a trilby at each and every opportunity. Unfortunately I lost it gambling.

Arguments or discussions?

[Pentagathus]

Discussion.
Crabs or filzlaus crayfish?

[Gen_Glory]

Crabs

Nothing beats crab fishing at the seaside

Daft Punk or Skrillex?

[Jubal]

Daft Punk! Because I know all about that sort of music and am clearly making an informed choice!

Maps or Sea Otters?

[Pentagathus]

Otters.
An assexual relationship with someone you intensely dislike or a sexual relationship with someone you find physically repulsive?

[Jubal]

If I the physically repulsive person was genuinely a really nice person, probably the latter if I had to stay in said relationship for a long time. If there was no set time limit, the assexual relationship as it would be easy to break off quickly.

Daleks or Cybermen?

[Clockwork]

Cybermen, I really disagree with the concept of Daleks.

Pyjama day or pyjama party?

[Jubal]

Really? What's wrong with the concept of Daleks?

Pyjama party, I have pyjama days all the time and they're not that exciting.