Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Risk assessments. I'm pretty good at imagining potentially dangerous scenarios, that could come in handy.

Would you rather be a dentist or a surgeon?

[Jubal]

A dentist. If I screw up working on someone's teeth that's bad, but generally less bad than if I screw up on handling their lungs or their liver or something.

Would you rather have a new baldric or a new tabard?

[The Seamstress]

A tabard, more fabric for burrito-ing.

Would you rather own a sword or an axe?

[Jubal]

Ooh, actually tricky. But I would pick a sword for cool points, even if the axe is actually more useful.

Would you rather own a glaive or a bardiche?

[The Seamstress]

Glaive, it looks more elegant. 

Would you rather be covered in scales or feathers?

[Jubal]

scales 

would you rather your skin was tree bark or that it was brass (assuming in either case that it's got significantly more flexibility than you might expect from those things)?

[The Seamstress]

Tree bark maybe? I could hide among trees and be invisible.

Would you rather have one of your plushies come to life, or be transformed into a plushie yourself?

[Jubal]

I'll have a plushie come to life

Would you rather be challenged to an unexpected poetry slam or an unexpected game of Mario Kart?

[The Seamstress]

Mario Kart, definitely.

Lemon or strawberry flavoured candy?

[Jubal]

Lemon I think. Strawberries are nice, strawberry flavouring is usually an abomination.

Hurdy-gurdy or zither?

[The Seamstress]

As an Austrian I should probably say zither, but I actually prefer hurdy-gurdy I think.

Learn stained glass making or goldsmithing?

[Jubal]

Hm, my instinct is stained glass, but I'd possibly get more utility from goldsmithing so let's say that.

Would you rather have floors covered in slightly damp tissue paper or in slightly undulatingly ridged porcelain?

[The Seamstress]

The porcelain. The tissue paper would be... eww.

You need to hide from a villain! Go to a monastery wearing a hooded cloak or pretend to be a forest animal wearing a furry costume 24/7?

[Jubal]

Monastery.


Own a small metal quail or a small pottery tortoise?

[The Seamstress]

Quail! They're cute.

Magically know all recipes humans ever created, being The All-Knowing Cook, or know all technical stuff, being The All-Knowing Mechanic?