Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Worf, I think. I have no specific reason why.

Angry bun or sad bun?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on what I'm supposed to do or who the bun is? A real bun? They've mostly angry energy anyway because not getting leafy greens 24/7. I think angry bun is less complicated, I just need to get them more food.

Have an unlimited supply of Lego or of modelling clay?

[Jubal]

Hmm. Lego I think makes more sense - I'd take unlimited modelling putty, but I don't really scuplt clay per se.


Bun with unexpected beetle wings or bun with unexpected third eye?

[The Seamstress]

If the wings make the bun capable of flying, then I think I'd rather have the three-eyed one. It's bad enough when they try to jump out of their enclosure to get to food; if Marigold could fly it would be mayhem.

What would you rather take with you to a desert island (assuming that you have the most essential tools and find food & water to survive there): a journal & pen, a duvet and a plushie; or a camera, a carving knife and a sleeping bag?

[Jubal]

Hm. Sleeping bag and knife I think are more practical, so I'll go with that set.


Would you rather good quality spread on poor quality bread or poor quality spread on good quality bread?

[The Seamstress]

I think I'd rather take the good bread.

Find a treasure map and follow it, or find a secret magical recipe and try making the concoction it describes?

[Jubal]

Treasure map! I am OK at navigating and awful at cooking to instructions

Turnip tart or beetroot cake?

[The Seamstress]

Judging from the pictures I googled, beetroot cake. They're chocolatey.

Listen to ghost stories or to mystery/detective stories?

[Tusky]

Ghost stories!

When you sneeze / yawn - it sounds like a scream & your neighbours knock on your door to check everything is ok each time... or you are forbidden to use any method to mark where you got to in any book - and all page numbers from books in your possession are removed

[The Seamstress]

Hm the sneeze thing would be very annoying for everyone involved I guess, and I'm an introverted recluse, so I'd rather take the books.

Sugar or honey?

[Jubal]

Honey. Sugar is more versatile but in and of itself honey wins.


Daylight or twilight?

[The Seamstress]

If it's cloudy daylight, then daylight. If sunny, then twilight. (I'm not a huge fan of bright sunlight.)

Get uncontrollable laughing fits whenever you hear the word "paper" or get the uncontrollable urge to punch a wall whenever someone says "Hello"?

[Jubal]

Probably the laughing fits though both sound really bad.


Barn owl or Tawny owl?

[The Seamstress]

Barn owl. They look like they came straight out of a fantasy novel, kinda weird but also cute.

Be a lizard or a wizard?

[Jubal]

Wizard, I could do with solving my problems with magic since nothing else seems to be working lately, and I don't have a huge desire to trade in my opposable thumbs for a tail. Since the median number of legs for a lizard species is, I think, zero, I would probably be trading in all my limbs too, which would suck.


Do maypole dancing or morris dancing?