Would you rather?

[Son of the King]

I think bulettes have more potential for being cute, so I'll go with them.

Sticking with the theme, mind flayers or beholders?

[Jubal]

Beholders, also on the grounds that they have more cuteness potential (see: Sunny from OOTS).


Be a fantasy adventurer who has to go into danger all the time but is vaguely hopefully maybe sort of equipped to survive it, or a fantasy villager who doesn't have to go dungeoneering but will definitely be incinerated if a dragon attack actually does happen?

[The Seamstress]

I'm not the most keen on getting myself into danger, but I think in this scenario I'd rather have a fighting chance than sit and wait to be incinerated by a dragon.

Would you rather serve in the Temple of The Goddess of All Cheeses where you're not allowed to eat anything but cheese for life, or be employed as a barkeeper at an inn where the guests are all kinds of strange creatures, some cute and furry, others smelling questionably at best and spraying you with toxic goo at worst?