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[Glaurung]

You have changed your mind about changing your mind? This all seems too meta for me - I' in the mood for simple declarative statements, like...

I win!

[Tusky]

I've had a think. I think the best conclusion is the one in which I win.

[Glaurung]

Ah, but is that a conclusive conclusion? After all, you changed your mind before, and then (apparently) changed your mind about changing your mind.

[Tusky]

Or did I? You are making a whole host of assumptions and attempting to draw conclusions from them.

You may be right, though.

May be.

Right.

But not about the you winning part, though, because I win.

[Glaurung]

Alas, we will have to disagree about that last bit, because... I win!

[Tusky]

Drat

[Glaurung]

Sorry to disappoint you.

[Tusky]

Drat

[Glaurung]

Never mind: I'm sure there are other areas where you can apply your undoubted talents.

[Tusky]

Would you describe them as unparalleled winning talents?

[Glaurung]

Would that mean they are perpendicular winning talents? Or just divergent?

[Tusky]

It seems you are being deliberately obtuse again.

In retaliation, I must win.

[Glaurung]

Deliberately obtuse? Is that better than being accidentally acute?

[Tusky]

Hm, interesting question. I would say no, it's worse, since I don't think being accidentally acute is a thing.

wín

[Glaurung]

I disagree: accidentally acute is definitely a thing - just drop a china plate and observe the shapes of the broken bits.

I also disagree about you winning; it's quite clear that I win.