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[Tusky]

Morning!

A win is a win at any time

[Glaurung]

Very true, and quite reassuring.

[Tusky]

More wins

[Glaurung]

Only one at a time, though, surely? Multiple simultaneous wins could be, hmm, confusing...

[Tusky]

Yeah they could be. But is it allowed if they are confined to one post? Concatenated?

Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!

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I think that counts as one instance of winning

[Glaurung]

Yes, so do I.

[Tusky]

Me too.

[Glaurung]

Oh good.

Wait, you seem to be agreeing with yourself, Tusky. Are you sure there's only one of you there?

[Tusky]

I can neither confirm nor deny this

[Tusky]

Nor can I

[Glaurung]

Ah. So there are multiple sentient giant arachnid insurance policemen from Winnipeg (or is it Winchelsea?). Hmm - I fear this may be straining the bounds of probability a bit far. Obviously one such being is just fine, but more than one just doesn't feel believable to me.

[Tusky]

Well of course not! It says as much in my forum signature!

Which means I am between zero and one of such beings. Definitely not more than that.

[Glaurung]

Oh well, I'll have to believe you the. After all, a forum sig is always an entirely reliable description of a forum member, and not at all something that someone's just made up because it seemed like fun.

Which leaves unanswered the question of why you're talking to yourself. Could it be that giant arachnid insurance policeman can have multiple personalities?   

[Tusky]

I suppose it's either that, or that I was telling naughty fibs

[Glaurung]

I think if I follow that any further I will end up impugning either your sanity or your honour. So, moving swiftly onward...

I win!