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Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« on: July 17, 2013, 04:11:29 PM »
And here it is, over two years after the conclusion of the first Wibbulniblian adventure, we have this latest exploration of the human psyche. Good luck everyone. :D

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

After the Queen and Chancellor Phoenix returned to Wibbulniblia with a stout band of mercenaries in tow, the kingdom was subject to a short period of intense violence, followed by a long period of calm. It seemed that the mercenaries were successful, and away they went to ply their various, stabby trades in various, stabby warzones.

Things were quite and for the next few years, peaceful.

And then the murders began again. First it was the rodents, which were found piled up in front of doors upon the dawn, bereft of heads, limbs and entrails. Swiftly it became apparent that there had been a sudden boom in the feline population which no one had picked up on, for whatever reason.

These numbers became so extreme that people began using the animals as a food source, cultivating small parasites on the felines which could be picked off and fried to create delicious snacks for the children. As can be imagined, many children did not like eating the crunchy bits and in time, floors everywhere were covered in dead, fried fleas.

But none of this really matters.

Because no one cared about the dead rodents when small piles of human organs were found pushed deep into letterboxes aroud the city. No one really cared about this either, until those letterboxes started to overflow with waste material. That gathered some attention and eventually Chancellor Phoenix put out a proclamation as his Queen refused to do so, pleading grief on account of the upcoming anniversary of her husband and son's deaths.

"HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

Come up to the castle and try and figure out if the daemons are back. We've dealt with them before, we can do it again!

Sort this business out and you and your family will want for no more riches.

Signed,
Chancellor Phoenix"

As you can imagine, the proclamation was rather popular and the people clamoured to be allowed to take their stab at who was at fault.


Welcome to Wibbulniblia 3.

It is now Daytime. On the first day, you may not lynch anyone, however, feel free to toss speculations around.

Day 1 will conclude on the 22nd July at 10pm GMT.


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« Last Edit: August 01, 2013, 08:07:21 AM by Phoenixguard09 »
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 04:18:49 PM »
Jubal did it.

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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 07:28:13 PM »
Lies and slander! And stuff! I serve only our noble nation and its glorious and blessed Queen and Chancellor!
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2013, 09:54:57 AM »
Jubal did some of it, CG did the rest?

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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2013, 01:33:57 PM »
As an aside, would it be possible to get this thread stickied?
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2013, 01:53:15 PM »
You got it, chief. :)

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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 01:58:18 PM »
Much obliged CG. ;)

Continue please. :)
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2013, 02:00:10 PM »
PG did it. IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2013, 02:03:16 PM »
I thought so. ;)

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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2013, 02:05:15 PM »
Not the first time the good Chancellor Phoenix has been accused, and certainly not the last.

"You young rapscallions! I have been killing daemons since before some of you were born!"

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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2013, 02:21:37 PM »
Ja, heer ist ze gut doktor come to claim ze riches and continue my experiments! Und zo, ze daemons must has been brought here by zum zort off maelificar, zey are no natural behings en zis mortal realm! Zum-one mightily powwerfool must be zeir link unto ze fiery daemon lands! Jubal seems to be zum zuch perzon I zink and ze loudest protestations arouse my zuspicions.
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2013, 07:02:09 PM »
Am I just going to get rapidly lynched again? I just get the bad feeling this is going to become a running thing in mafias...
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2013, 07:04:29 PM »
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2013, 07:26:32 PM »
Or maybe CG and Rob are at the same team? and they simply accuse someone with no evidence because they try to lynch the good people of the city?? Or the bad guys are still hidden in the shaddows?
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Re: Wibbulniblia 3: The Puppetmaster of Wibbulniblia
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2013, 07:59:46 PM »
Well we can't lynch today, so there isn't much else to do other than toss around random suspicion.