Workshop Booze Up VI - These Are Not The Potatoes You Are Looking For

[Cuddly Khan]

Hmph, not good enough Marcus.

[Pentagathus]

Yeah this is a pretty lame haunting. No eerie noises or music, nothing moving mysteriously when it shouldn't be. You haven't even sent Khan flying through the air while some bellend videos it.

[Marcus]

WoooOooooOoOOOoOOOOoOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just invade your dreams at night, that's all. You won't remember me but wake up feeling troubled.

[Jubal]

I wake up troubled anyway, you'll have to fight the other nightmares off first :/

Good to see you around, Marcus!

[Jubal]

Back in Cambridge! 

[Pentagathus]

Not in cambridge.
Also I slept pretty well last night and woke up relatively refreshed, your haunting seems to be going in entirely the wrong direction.

[Tom]

Yeah, Marcus your haunting seems non-effective, I had 8 hours of refreshing sleep.

[Marcus]

You know I can tell when you're lying don't you?

[Gen_Glory]

http://newsthump.com/2011/06/07/top-universities-a-breeding-ground-for-tories-warn-islamic-groups/

(be aware it is satire)

[Marcus]

There are too many tories though, that is true.

[comrade_general]

I agree. Damn loyalists.

[Jubal]

I'm pretty sure we're just about devoid of Tories on this site (assuming Colossus really tends to be more of of a Kipper). 

[comrade_general]

A kipper is a whole herring, a small, oily fish, that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge, gutted, salted or pickled, and cold smoked over smouldering woodchips.

[Tom]

Thanks CG, I appreciate that description from the bottom of my heart.

[Jubal]

Freshers' Fair is so so tiring.