Author Topic: Change a Letter III (Read 190438 times)

Tusky · « **Reply #1500 on:** January 02, 2020, 10:27:44 AM »

That is what I have been led to belive

Glaurung · « **Reply #1501 on:** January 02, 2020, 10:48:41 AM »

And presumably be fed only the most exquisite of feline foods.

Jubal · « **Reply #1502 on:** January 02, 2020, 11:28:16 AM »

Sounds like a fad diet to me.

Tusky · « **Reply #1503 on:** January 04, 2020, 08:30:44 AM »

What are the least bad diets?

Jubal · « **Reply #1504 on:** January 05, 2020, 12:35:15 AM »

A bacon bap - no, wait, two, one in each hand for a balanced diet.

Tusky · « **Reply #1505 on:** January 05, 2020, 10:29:27 AM »

I think you have just raised the bar for healthy eating.

Jubal · « **Reply #1506 on:** January 05, 2020, 12:41:29 PM »

Yes, my diet plan is far and away the best on offer

Tusky · « **Reply #1507 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:35:37 PM »

Say goodbye to your unwanted fat!

Jubal · « **Reply #1508 on:** January 06, 2020, 04:26:06 PM »

You also have to drink a vat of pear cider every week.

Tusky · « **Reply #1509 on:** January 06, 2020, 06:02:34 PM »

Hm, that might be tricky. I think I have a few tins in my van somewhere...

Jubal · « **Reply #1510 on:** January 08, 2020, 12:09:35 PM »

VAIN FOLLY! PEAR CIDER CAN ONLY BE CONSUMED FROM WOODEN BARRELS OR CLAY VATS! IT IS KNOWN AND WRITTEN IN THE ANCIENT ANNALS OF SOMERSET!

Glaurung · « **Reply #1511 on:** January 08, 2020, 01:46:25 PM »

Indeed, on pain of being wassailed with a wassailing thing!

Tusky · « **Reply #1512 on:** January 08, 2020, 02:12:12 PM »

I resfuse to be a pawn of the intransigent elders of Somerset. I might drink cider from a shoe. That'll show 'em

Jubal · « **Reply #1513 on:** January 08, 2020, 05:25:35 PM »

Fortunately, the Intransigent Elders of Somerset are busy yelling at some wibulnibs to get off their lawn.

Glaurung · « **Reply #1514 on:** January 08, 2020, 07:58:21 PM »

No doubt the Wibulnibs are in flagrant breach of the Intransigent Elders' laws.

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