Change a Letter III

[Tusky]

I would quite like a castle defended by polar bears, maybe like Iorek Byrnison

[Leafly]

A castle defended by polar bears, with solar power

[Jubal]

But can we find it with our sonar?

[Tusky]

Maybe we cold use Turkish pop singer: Soner Sarıkabadayı's equipment? I think it has a better range

[Leafly]

Fantastic idea! As long as the song isn't sober, they'll have a great time!!

[Jubal]

Just don't give Soner Sarıkabadayı a saber. We don't want this to get messy.

[Glaurung]

Or a saker - that would probably be messy too.

[Jubal]

Maker be merciful, yes, that would be very bad.

[Tusky]

Depends on if you consider yourself to be a risk taker

[Leafly]

Polar bears, sabers, sakers...this risk shouldn't be taken

[Glaurung]

Indeed, we must waken the people to this danger.

[Tusky]

It will require someone who wakes up early, before misfortune has a chance to strike...

[Jubal]

Then for goodness' sakes please don't ask me to do it.

[Leafly]

Maybe the town sales will begin soon and will distract everyone!

[Jubal]

We could sell Turkish pop singer Soner Sarıkabadayı some bales of hay rather than bladed weaponry, I guess.