Change a Letter III

[comrade_general]

I wouldn't mind letting my car stall in one of the Dakotas.

[Cuddly Khan]

And I shall do just that.

[comrade_general]

I will shell your home!

[Jubal]

I will sell yours to space aliens.

[comrade_general]

Ha! You just fell for my trap.

[Jubal]

I feel hurt by that.

[comrade_general]

Then walk to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.

[Cuddly Khan]

Don't feed the troll guys.

[comrade_general]

Don't heed the warning guys.

[Cuddly Khan]

But you need to! Otherwise we'll have people like Penty doing what they like, and that hasn't worked out too well in the past.

[comrade_general]

It's not a good deed to chastise the Pentomammogram.

[Jubal]

Or you may end up dead.

[comrade_general]

So let's just lead on outta here.

[Jubal]

Friends, Humans, Exilians, lend me your left little toes!

[comrade_general]

I can bend time.