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The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« on: September 30, 2016, 10:23:23 PM »
"We need to talk."

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I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2016, 11:07:19 PM »
I raise you:

"Out of milk"

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:P
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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2016, 05:01:33 AM »
Never had milk to begin with. :P
I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.

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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2016, 10:32:37 AM »
Disappoint.
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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2016, 10:44:22 PM »
"We need to talk."

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Agreed. Also, 'Have you got a minute?' 'Can I just see you for a minute?' and other such variations.

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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2017, 05:56:44 PM »
"Rail replacement bus service"

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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2018, 11:03:37 PM »
In much the same vein as the above: "Flight delayed."
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Re: The shortest, scariest story ever told.
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 11:03:40 AM »
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