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> BEESNOT: Yellow, Green, Red, Orange
« on: August 10, 2017, 12:02:45 AM »
You press the button, which was installed several years ago by a worker who was utterly terrified of fruit. Having divined that this colour combination might be in some way appealing to fruit lovers, she ensured that this button would release a tiger, the well known defence against raspberry-users, which she later taught to other notable senseis of fruit defence.

To cut a long story short - and to cut your existence on this mortal coil short - the tiger eats you. You don't even give it indigestion, so that's nice. You may even have helped save the species. On the other hand, you're definitely dead.


If you're going to go down, go down saving something this beautiful.


Oh dear.

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