Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jubal]

A thread for quotes from Exilian pubs, contextlessly

[kjelda]

"Do you feel like you've taken a trip to Beavertown?" "I don't know, what does Beavertown taste like?"
and also, "people think too much about what to do when life gives you lemons, and not enough about what happens when death gives you lemons."

[Jubal]

"Is base 10 the entire cause for global warming?"

[kjelda]

also "crawling out of the bathtub like a wyrm" is the title of my rap album

[Jubal]

"I am distraught that you weren't paying attention when I found chicken police."

[po8crg]

"stabbing yourself doesn't, in fact, help"

[Jubal]

I'm kind of cursing that we didn't come up with this earlier (credit I think goes to Spritelady for the idea). Definitely planning to keep this thread going

[psyanojim]

I am now going to start a movement to genetically engineer future humanity to have 4 digits on each hand, and 4 toes on each foot.

Thus allowing us to naturally count in octal (hands) or hexadecimal (hands and feet).

Therefore both solving global warming (ha), and allowing a far more seamless transition into cyborgs.

[Jubal]

There's got to be some very odd human in the longtermism movement with a ton of money and very little sense who would actually fund that.

[kjelda]

"I'm not averse against Belgium."

[kjelda]

"Discussing the Cambridge bookshop and being dangled out of a window reminded me that I have a specific experience in common with King Charles."

[Jubal]

"I'm not averse against Belgium."

Shortly preceded by "Do you want Belgium? This is how you get Belgium!"

[kjelda]

on James' orders: "You don't need a daddy to drop you on your head."

[Jubal]

"Africa is just a very large dinosaur"

[Jubal]

"Foot curry can't hurt you"