Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jubal]

"So what pose would maximise the amount of surface area available at any one time?"
"Probably a starfish hanging from the ceiling?"
"I'm really uncomfortable with the word surface area in this context."


"I just came here to rant about Dutch politics and be sad, and now people are informing me about things."


"It's not the size of the shark that counts, it's what you let it nibble on."


"I sit very neurodivergently, just not bisexually neurodivergently."


"We shouldn't discuss Star Wars if we want to stay friends."
"I don't need more friends!"
"...we could play Monopoly instead?"


"Private Cheese!" *salute*


"It's not hill piracy if you're doing it to your own sheep"

[kjelda]

"They really did the dwarves dirty!" "and we know you like that."

"you're all derailing the conversation." "I think it's just regular railing"

"James is not short, he's just far away sometimes"

and just to give an idea of what the british pronunciation of 'kruidnoten' sounds like to Dutch people, I heard 'crudeknowton' and I thought perhaps it was some obscure english town I didn't know

[Jubal]

Can confirm, I am far away sometimes.

Also, I definitely still want to make the idea of a game NPC who insists they're a Hill Pirate rather than a bandit

[Jubal]

"I have a steamed rat" (Possibly misheard)



"I can see the whale!"
"I can't see the whale!"
"What's this about a whale?"
"So on the discussion of Jubal's whale..."



*terrible chess mistake noises*



"This button doesn't take me back because there is no back! What happens with this one, does it take me forward, where even is th-" *disappears from the call*

[Spritelady]

"There was a conversation about sword fighting and spears, so I got out the spear shaft I'm whittling"

[Jubal]

"Well one time I told a friend what colour underwear I wear every day for a month."



"Navel combat: man to man, bellybutton to bellybutton"



"Would changing swordplay to spearplay make it less..."
"No."



"It's advertised as a sex game. I disagree."

[Jubal]

"Are farts nonbinary armadillos?"
"They are very much on a spectrum, and possibly also a speculum."



"I am a thorn in the side of the establishment whilst also being part of the establishment - a position that amuses the tits off me."



"If I've genuinely offended you, I..."
"If you haven't offended him, please try harder."



"There's a weird combination of government bloat and Ryan Reynolds involved."

[Jubal]

"And in the tourneys I have no idea - I have a champion, and he gets kicked out sometimes, and there's other people and systems, and the taverns, and I have no idea what's going on at any point -"
"Sounds like your nights out."



"Could you swear in a really soothing way? Like fuuuuuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuck."



"For some reason the phrase banana for scale is making me imagine a banana dragon, with bananas for scales. "



"Orbital Banana Dragon"



"You are literally the washing up to my homework."



"what if you stuff your pants with shipping popcorn?"



The hamster died - which, you know, sad...



They asked me "where can I find a goat" and I asked "dead or alive...?"



"Why do all these millennials think the world is on fire? Everything's fine! Look at this sheep, it's got the best f*cking sheep entrails I've ever seen!"

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"I think that's just the contents of James' parents' freezer."

[Jubal]

Whilst not in a pub context, some people usually attendant at pub were having a discussion this evening in which the phrase "She's not Nietzschian! She just has breasts!" was uttered and it was decided that it was sufficiently spiritually a Pub Out Of Context thing to say that it should be added here as an honorary mention.

[dubsartur]

Whilst not in a pub context, some people usually attendant at pub were having a discussion this evening in which the phrase "She's not Nietzschian! She just has breasts!" was uttered and it was decided that it was sufficiently spiritually a Pub Out Of Context thing to say that it should be added here as an honorary mention.

Nietzschian Nietzschian or the Kevin Sorbo series Nietzschian with bone blades and a bodacious femme-bodied AI avatar?

[Jubal]

I assumed the former because I didn't know the latter existed, but now you mention it that's a much more plausible explanation for the thing that was being reacted to.

[Spritelady]

"Then swallow at the right moment, which may or may not be a skill you have" - Jen

[Jubal]

"There are no ethical capercailies under capitalism. There are also no ethical capercailies under any other system. Capercailies have no concept of ethics."



"I am remarkably stable. I contain many ponies."



"Warning, this film contains adult content. Someone will be doing DIY."
"Oh no."



"I need to make some money, but if I say whatever it takes in this company I'll only get in trouble."
"Have you considered trebuchet based food delivery?"



"I see London, I see France, I can see your underpants"
"Where would you need to be to see all those things at the same time?"
"They're having discipline problems on the International Space Station."

[kjelda]

"Babe are you ok? you've barely touched your high velocity projectile snack food."