"And in the tourneys I have no idea - I have a champion, and he gets kicked out sometimes, and there's other people and systems, and the taverns, and I have no idea what's going on at any point -"
"Sounds like your nights out."
"Could you swear in a really soothing way? Like fuuuuuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuck."
"For some reason the phrase banana for scale is making me imagine a banana dragon, with bananas for scales. "
"Orbital Banana Dragon"
"You are literally the washing up to my homework."
"what if you stuff your pants with shipping popcorn?"
The hamster died - which, you know, sad...
They asked me "where can I find a goat" and I asked "dead or alive...?"
"Why do all these millennials think the world is on fire? Everything's fine! Look at this sheep, it's got the best f*cking sheep entrails I've ever seen!"