Exilian Pub Out Of Context

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"[Scotland] is less of a region and more of an armpit."

[Jubal]

"I very much like tyranny and I'm very sad we won't get more tyranny."

[Jubal]

"Is it me, or is this very different to what the conversation was like last time?"
"Well, I'm back."

[dubsartur]

"I don't want to shoot another human in the head, that does nothing for me."

[Jubal]

"I am a fascist when it comes to golf. Golf is the worst sport in the history of sports. The person who invented golf should be rounded up and shot. I hate golf."

[Jafeth (Who is also here)]

"if not senpai, why senpai shaped?"

[po8crg]

"I want to ride a moose" "What if it's a friendly moose?" "There's no such thing as a friendly moose"

[Jubal]

"If a tree handed you a bunch of its leaves, you would be suspicious."
"If a tree handed me a bunch of its leaves, I would wonder what was in my tea this morning."
"If a tree handed me a bunch of leaves, I would wonder if I was about to get three wishes."



"Did I hear something about Martin Shkreli and Barron Trump running a cryptocurrency together?"
"Have people just started randomly generating news now?"

[Anonyman]

"Ian Paisley was a big Orangeman."
"So's Donald Trump."

[Jubal]

"The fires are probably not set by killer whales."
"We've not confirmed whether the fires were set by orcas."
"It would be a difficult thing for them to orca-strate."


"Are you trying to teach killer whales how to do arson?"


"It's looking good for the squid, actually"


"this one specific squid, albert"


"are there even 700 people left on facebook? "

[kjelda]

"I bought it from a woman, so it's chique."
"I don't have a connection to the pigs in Lincolnshire." "But you will."

[StoryDragon]

"Are you in Heaven?"


"i hallucinate dutch history students"

[dubsartur]

"I wish I hallucinated cats"

"how many jobs do you have? don't answer that"

[Jubal]

"You said babies are protein!"

[kjelda]

"ha ha ha, cannibalism"