Author Topic: The Reply Game (Read 39299 times)

debux · « **Reply #30 on:** January 26, 2011, 03:40:46 AM »

But these are only uranium atoms, that means the only planet that will be created is Uranus (Haha?), planet that I have bought. Therefore, I own the sole planet in the universe you intended to rule.

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 26, 2011, 04:01:48 AM »

Uranus' atmosphere is almost pure methane. Just flick a match in and KA-BOOM! Uranus just got torched. (Hahahahaha lol)

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #32 on:** January 26, 2011, 04:56:03 PM »

He didn't set the flame it was me and V.

We go out for a good bit of arson at the weekend.

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #33 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:23:36 PM »

.... and i follow just behind with a fire engine to put out those fires!!

Arson is against te law.....

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #34 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:25:15 PM »

V throws his knives into your face.

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:27:26 PM »

I use the force and they come straight back at ya

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:46:33 PM »

There is a disturbance in the force. This disturbance forces you to shudder and wince. And then my thunderhawk gunship lands on you while you're out of action.

debux · « **Reply #37 on:** January 28, 2011, 03:21:46 AM »

Then I summon a tornado WITH MY FRIGGEN MIND and your gunship ends up in New Zealand, a new home for the koalas residing there

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 28, 2011, 04:59:09 AM »

There are no koalas in New Zealand mate. Just sheep.

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #39 on:** January 28, 2011, 06:08:06 PM »

I put a male and female koala in New Zealand and watch them multiply!

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #40 on:** January 28, 2011, 07:39:33 PM »

I transport the armed population of Texas to New Zealand.

All fluffy animals are dead within the week.

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 29, 2011, 12:02:29 PM »

Actually Goldy koalas are notoriously picky about habitat. There are only something like 5 different species of gum tree they actually eat. And as far as I know, New Zealand doesn't have any gum trees. So no those koalas would head across and die within twelve years.

On the other hand wombats are the most underestimated animal on the face of the earth. I mean they don't look at all vicious. They're like dog-sized, vegetarian bears that waddle around. And occasionally bite people's kneecaps. Look up wombat attack on Youtube and you'll see what I mean. They charge people.

As far as reply goes, I stand by, the Texas military is no match for my atomic, kamikaze wombat army.

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #42 on:** January 29, 2011, 09:37:38 PM »

Tasmanian Devils! To me!

Let us do battle, if you dare.

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:29:34 AM »

Tasmaian Devils are renowned for the fact that they are badly inbred and susceptible to disease. My wombat army has scientists just like any army. So we just come up with a virus that only affects Dasyurids. Tasmanian Devils, Numbats, (But they dont serve a purpose anyway) and Bilbies the world over are consumed in silent death. BIOLOGICAL WARFARE FTW!

debux · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:06:03 AM »

But you Wombats never expected the Spanish Inquisition, therefore all their research is burned in name of god, the pope and waffles

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