The Reply Game

[Jacos]

You must combat the person who posted above you with a silly responce, etc

Guy1: Flying spaghetti monster!
Guy2: Bite my shiny SSM! (Spaghetti Seeking Missile)
Guy3: Yeah? Kiss my god powers!
Guy1: Atheism activate!
Guy3: I use convertion!
Guy2: I use convertion on you!
Guy4: I nuke you all, bitches!
Guy1: no fair

I'll start us off.

I activate my +1 mace of stamina! Take that!

[lordryan756]

I activate my +6 Longbow of Accuracy . I win? lol

[Del]

I use my +20 boots of break dancing and you miss .lol

[Jacos]

Activate Simon Cowell!

"I'm sorry, you fail at Break Dancing. Next!"

[lordryan756]

*Enter "Girl from American Idol"*
YES! you can go on to the next competition! lol

[Del]

I counter attack with the terrible singing twins jedwood

[Goldyrulz]

I counter with earmuffs! Oh the joy of piece and quiet!

Also, its *cough* Jedward......

[Jubal]

While you are deaf and unable to hear me sneaking up behind you, I hit you with a +55 rubber duck of quackishness!

[Colonel_Ryan]

LUFTWAFFEL!!!

[Jubal]

I eat luftwaffles for breakfast.

[Jacos]

I use my +10 Penis of Brute Sexiness!

[Jubal]

Not now, dammit man! I'm having breakfast!

I call the dashed british army, don't y'know old chap!

[Jacos]

*talks into radio*

This is Doctor Dastardly, we are go for the bombing run.

[CN2]

Gets the brainiac team in, they have about 20 ways to kill a radio

[Jacos]

I take out of +4 Rifle of Fear and start taking pot shots at them, reducing their moral by 5d5%,  I can reduce their moral up to 25% per turn, and my critical shot effect can instantly make an enemy route, called the "Retreat!" effect. It also has 1d20 damage and a 85% hit chance due to a +1 Scope of Undying Perception. It also has a 1d6 damage bonus versus humanoids and giant floating heads due to Silver Bullets of the Human Slayer.

After several turns, most of your braniacs are either dead, running away or are trying to climb over their dead bodies to get to the radio.