The Reply Game

[debux]

But these are only uranium atoms, that means the only planet that will be created is Uranus (Haha?), planet that I have bought. Therefore, I own the sole planet in the universe you intended to rule.

[Phoenixguard09]

Uranus' atmosphere is almost pure methane.  Just flick a match in and KA-BOOM!  Uranus just got torched. (Hahahahaha lol)

[Captain Carthage]

He didn't set the flame it was me and V.

We go out for a good bit of arson at the weekend.

[Goldyrulz]

.... and i follow just behind with a fire engine to put out those fires!!

Arson is against te law.....

[Captain Carthage]

V throws his knives into your face.

[Goldyrulz]

I use the force and they come straight back at ya

[Phoenixguard09]

There is a disturbance in the force.  This disturbance forces you to shudder and wince.  And then my thunderhawk gunship lands on you while you're out of action.

[debux]

Then I summon a tornado WITH MY FRIGGEN MIND and your gunship ends up in New Zealand, a new home for the koalas residing there

[Phoenixguard09]

There are no koalas in New Zealand mate.  Just sheep.

[Goldyrulz]

I put a male and female koala in New Zealand and watch them multiply!

[Captain Carthage]

I transport the armed population of Texas to New Zealand.

All fluffy animals are dead within the week.

[Phoenixguard09]

Actually Goldy koalas are notoriously picky about habitat.  There are only something like 5 different species of gum tree they actually eat.  And as far as I know, New Zealand doesn't have any gum trees.  So no those koalas would head across and die within twelve years.  

On the other hand wombats are the most underestimated animal on the face of the earth.  I mean they don't look at all vicious.  They're like dog-sized, vegetarian bears that waddle around.  And occasionally bite people's kneecaps.  Look up wombat attack on Youtube and you'll see what I mean.  They charge people.  

As far as reply goes, I stand by, the Texas military is no match for my atomic, kamikaze wombat army.

[Captain Carthage]

Tasmanian Devils! To me!

Let us do battle, if you dare.

[Phoenixguard09]

Tasmaian Devils are renowned for the fact that they are badly inbred and susceptible to disease.  My wombat army has scientists just like any army. So we just come up with a virus that only affects Dasyurids.  Tasmanian Devils, Numbats, (But they dont serve a purpose anyway) and Bilbies the world over are consumed in silent death.   BIOLOGICAL WARFARE FTW!

[debux]

But you Wombats never expected the Spanish Inquisition, therefore all their research is burned in name of god, the pope and waffles