Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned for corporate shilling

[Glaurung]

Banned for introducing pre-decimal currency!

[Jubal]

Banned for currency discrimination

[Tusky]

Banned for using unnecessarily stern emoticons

[Jubal]

Banned for not realising the importance of stern emoticons in enforcing the LAW

[Tusky]

Banned for possession of scales

[Jubal]

Banned because WEIGHING FLOUR IS NOT A CRIME

[Tusky]

Banned for posting scores of pictures of Ryan Reynolds across the forum

[Jubal]

Banned for not recognising that they are in fact his secret twin Brian Reynolds.

[Glaurung]

Banned for unreasonably expecting people to distinguish identical twins.

[Jubal]

Banned for lowering my expectations of people.

[Glaurung]

Banned because I feel the need for a non sequitur.

[Jubal]

Banned for using fancy latin words.

[Glaurung]

Banned for objecting to English's habit of acquiring vocabulary from other languages.

[Tusky]

Banned for anthropomorphising systems of communication