Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 267642 times)

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #630 on:** January 28, 2011, 05:57:07 PM »

you get all of that stuff.... Then your room explodes with everything in it thanks to a well placed bomb inside the coke

I wish for a lot o' money

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #631 on:** January 28, 2011, 07:58:05 PM »

Mo money mo problems.

I wish for unlimited power. (At an affordable monthly rate)

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #632 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:06:45 PM »

you get it at an affordable monthly rate.... Until your power bank goes under and ISN'T bailed out, meaning your unlimited power is gone...

I wish for a good life

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #633 on:** January 28, 2011, 10:58:38 PM »

Your neighbour becomes jealous and stabs you.

I wish I was wise.

Marcus · « **Reply #634 on:** January 29, 2011, 01:28:58 AM »

You become wise, but you then see the futility of life and commit suicide.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #635 on:** January 29, 2011, 10:28:39 AM »

you get the turkey sandwich, but inside is a live Turkey which goes beserk...

I wish for good luck

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #636 on:** January 29, 2011, 01:43:24 PM »

You get it. And then you are killed by SKILL.

I wish for a coke without a bomb in it.

Goldyrulz · « **Reply #637 on:** January 29, 2011, 03:46:08 PM »

You get a coke without a bomb, but then accidentally walk into a train with a suicide bomber, and as they say, the rest is history...

I wish for some SKILL

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #638 on:** January 29, 2011, 09:29:52 PM »

A guy gets lucky and kills you in a fight.

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #639 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:24:39 AM »

You forgot to wish again NightAngel.

I'll do it. I wish for a cowboy hat.

debux · « **Reply #640 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:00:34 AM »

You get it. But the top is cut off. As you attempt to put in on, it slips down all the way to your feet, making you trip and fall into your computer. You live forever in the internets, full of pervs that search for young chicks that are willing to show their genitalia on omegle

I wish for a third ear

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #641 on:** January 30, 2011, 10:25:19 PM »

You get it, and then are chased down the street by Witch Hunters. "MUTANT ABOMINATION!!!"

I wish for a sarcophagus.

debux · « **Reply #642 on:** January 31, 2011, 03:31:26 AM »

You get it, but it has a magic spell that teleports you inside. You are locked inside forever. However, the former owner forgot to eat the oreos he had put inside, giving you a momentary moment of joy.

I wish for a two cent coin

Phoenixguard09 · « **Reply #643 on:** January 31, 2011, 05:00:37 AM »

You get it. And then realise how worthless 2 cent coins are. You immediately jump off a bridge.

Thanks for the Oreos by the way. I love Oreos.

I wish for a really cool bike helmet.

Aaaah, no wait! Without a bomb in it!

Captain Carthage · « **Reply #644 on:** January 31, 2011, 05:12:36 PM »

It has no bomb, but it does have an angry snake in it!

I wish for a time travelling fish.

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