Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

You wish for something, the next poster has to ruin it in some way.

E.G.
I wish for nuclear disarmament

ANS;
Everyobdy disarms, then creates new biological weapons and WWIII begins.

To start;

I wish for no homework!

[Private Clark]

Homework is ruled unconstitutional but school hours are extended 3 hours in both irections (starts 3 hours earlier and ends 3 hours later)

I wish i had an xbox360

[Jubal]

You get it, spend your life on it and waste away and die due to lack of food.

I wish for M2TW.

[Private Clark]

You get it a day before Empire Total War comes out, ETW completly destroys M2TW in terms of popularity.

EDIT: Woops forgot to wish:

I wish exilian had more active members.

[Son of the King]

You get it, but then your computer explodes from the lag.

I wish I had Xbox Live...

[Jubal]

You wish for nothing, so you get nothing.

I wish for more users on Exilian.

[Private Clark]

You get more users however exilian attracts drug dealers who use this forum to plan sumggling operations and exilian is closed down by the federal government.

[Vile Shrubo]

I wish someone makes a wish so i can ruin it! :zegun:

[Private Clark]

Someone wishes but you lack the mental cappacities to ruin it                                                        

I wish i owned the world.

[Gen_Glory]

your plans are foiled by a dashingly handsome english secret agent code-named Dripping D

i wish i was a Sir

[comrade_general]

*snip snip*

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[Vile Shrubo]

Your fetish for cows is so big it overuns your brain!

I wish i could fly

[Gen_Glory]

you fly to close to the sun melting the wax holding your wings on therefore plummeting to your death

i wish mine and VS duel would end

[Vile Shrubo]

Im too much of an arse to let it stop!

I wish i didnt have to go now.

[Gen_Glory]

but your mum gets you off the computer with a shotgun to your head

i wish i get Tzakone