Spoil a wish

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:33:14 PM

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Gen_Glory

you get the cheese on toast but it comes out burnt and with 100 year old bree cheese

i wish i had the full version of mount and blade
Tis but a scratch...


Vile Shrubo

you cant because jubal steals it.


i wish there were no chavs.

Gen_Glory

they all die but then you become a chav

i wish orcs ruled the old world
Tis but a scratch...


Vile Shrubo

they did but then they killed each other with tins of spam.


i wish lizardmen had higher wepon skilled heroes/lords.

Gen_Glory

they do but they then cost small armies in their own rite

i wish lizardmen would go extinct
Tis but a scratch...


Vile Shrubo

too bad, they never will.


i wish dwarves had steeds(not glyptadons)

Gen_Glory

they do but they only move 5 inches

i wish orcs had more heavy infantry
Tis but a scratch...


Vile Shrubo

me too! anyway they are so heavy that they cant walk.


i wish all cold ones looked the same.

Gen_Glory

wtf that didnt ruin my wish
Tis but a scratch...


Vile Shrubo

i wish all cold ones look the same.


(how many posts do u need for a Tzakone)

Gen_Glory

you still haven't ruined my wish

and first you need to be a civ then you will gat elected
Tis but a scratch...


Vile Shrubo

they are so heavy that they cant walk.

so i need 2 write a tutorial.

Private Clark

Quote(how many posts do u need for a Tzakone)

None, seeing as both positions have been filled and your posting hasn't really been 'constructive' here. And writing one tutorial doesn't make you a civ, writing a tutorial was an example as to ways to help exilian out. Its not a give and receive agreement here, its not, "I write a tutorial, i get to be a civ". And if you keep asking its just going to be harder to be elected.

You also haven't made a wish.

Vile Shrubo

o, ok

i wish all cold ones looked the same.
(lizardmens are different to dark elves)

stormcloud

they do but that because some manufacturing error turns them all to unspecific blobs of metal/plastic (don't know what made of)


I wish for strategy games to be properly classed rather than one big group (RTS, City sim, RTT, TBS, TBT, JRPTB, etc) I hate having to wade through sim cities to try find a good real time stratergy