Spoil a wish

[Tusky]

The entrance to the nice bakery is now positioned exactly 1 metre to you left. Congratulations! You are at the bakery at all times. It is eternally positioned exacly there realtive to you. It follows you around wherever you go, crashing through walls, vehicles, foliage and anything else as you move.

I wish I had a nice new blue hat I like with a picture of a flower on it.

[Jubal]

You have a nice blue hat that you like with a flower picture. Unfortunately in the ancient and subtle language of flowers the message of this particular flower is "oi, you want some? you want to step outside?" and so you end up in pugilistic discourses with vengeful nineteenth century poets every time you wear it out the house.

I wish people didn't treat the horrors of the world so much like team sports.

[Son of the King]

People stop treating the horrors of the world like team sports, they switch for individual sports instead and the whole thing descends into chaos as everyone supports an individual horror.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[The Seamstress]

There are more hours in the day. Unfortunately it turns out they're all working hours.

I wish more people would just say what they actually mean.

[Jubal]

Potoot? Meeps. Meepmeep, mipmopflop, potoot pootpoot.


I wish my stomach was less grumpy in the mornings

[The Seamstress]

Potoot? Meeps. Meepmeep, mipmopflop, potoot pootpoot.

Finally, some clear communication. Poteeps!


Your stomach is less grumpy in the mornings! It's more grumpy the rest of the day, to make up for it.

I wish I were motivated to cook a decent meal instead of eating Whatever I Find In The Fridge.