Spoil a wish

[comrade_general]

your ears fall off from underuse

i wish for new carpet

[Jubal]

You get a new carpet. It is a 30x30 cm square.


I wsh for a barbequeue.

[Private Clark]

You get a barbecue but one day while you are cooking up some steak, you accidentally drop a match next to the gas tank which you previously did not know had a hole, everything goes up in flames and the neighbors finally find several of your body, shredded 10 feet from the blast, your body is not whole.

I wish for an iphone.

[comrade_general]

you receive a call one day and turn into a zombie along with half of the world, like that weird stephen king story

i wish my homework was finished

[Gen_Glory]

you finish it after wasting hours of your life only to find out it was the wrong work

i wish i help the world record for something

[CN2]

You apply to help for a record but dont know what,it turns out to be the longest time for not making a record.

I wish to get an A* in all my GCSE's

[stormcloud]

you do, after 30 years of desperate trying

Wish I could find a copy of BOF:4 for the PC (awesome PS1 game, I wanna complete it this time round though)

[Private Clark]

You don't and resort to piracy, the FBI then crack down on you and you have to pay a hefty fine (hefty, hefty).

[CN2]

You didnt make a wish                                                       

I wish no-one spoils this wish.

[Jubal]

Fine, The game is now over and this awesome thread destroyed. Everyone leaves the forum, which had it been open would have attracted a random multimillionaire who would have left you thier whole fortune.

I wish for world peace.

[stormcloud]

what one the utopian hippy world peace, or just no more war and fighting

I can ruin both scenarios                                                        

Utopian: Aliens invade, we're all enslaved, well done, we're all doomed

No war: The nuclear safeguards that act as a universal deterrent malfunction, well done, life as we know it has just ended


I wish people wouldn't keep wishing for world peace. It is a majorly flawed concept based around the ideal that everybody thinks like hippies and there aren't power hungry dirt bags who don't care what it takes to get, and stay, in power

[Gen_Glory]

but world peace is achieved and every1 turns to communism then one person rises to have absolute power over earth resulting in billions of deaths and countless genocides
earth is then invaded by aliens but are fought off with the cost of half the western hemisphere being a huge nuclear wasteland
then we develop AI to help us rebuild the planet but in the process the AI become to intelligant inslaving nearly the intirety of mankind and the few survivors only existing by living deep in the earths core but faighting against the AI through the very sydtem they created to contain humans (rest of story is the Matrix films basically)
then another alien invasion that forces mankind to flee earth whilst being chases by bloodthirsty aliens only to return 1000 years later with an army that could wipe out our solar system, then defeating the alien scourge but ruining the earth in the process  then due to the humans wipeing out this alien menace with no mercy    the rest of the universe then declare war upon mankind for the next 40,000 whilst fighting umongst themselves
then after opening a rift in the very fabric of time and space the entire universe is destroyed and God just sits back and laughs


i wish this story would make a good book

[stormcloud]

you make the book, but you then realise it's all in vain, you forgot to write a good story to go in it

I wish that there where less morons on the internet

[CN2]

Your wish comes true but you get so bored without them you become one yourself,thus getting kicked off the internet for mindless spamming.

I wish to get the new NOW! CD.

[stormcloud]

you do and then have a spontaneous change in musical taste, and so you hate it

I wish I could get a reasonable date for my practical driving test, rather than when I'm starting Uni