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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Last Post
« on: March 31, 2013, 10:03:48 PM »
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill
« on: March 31, 2013, 10:03:36 PM »
Had you been there tonight you might know how it feels... to conquer the hill in a moment of breathless delight...
My hill
My hill
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General Chatter - The Boozer / Re: Workshop Booze Up V - Five Years of Exilian!
« on: March 31, 2013, 09:14:51 PM »
I do know. Alas, poor Cambridge. 
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General Chatter - The Boozer / Re: Workshop Booze Up V - Five Years of Exilian!
« on: March 31, 2013, 03:49:04 PM »
Well, probably beats sitting here failing to learn large amounts of detail about social conditions in the thirteenth century. :/
Also, as a Cambridge student, I'm obliged to note that today is the boat race!
(And Easter too; happy Easter, all!)
Also, as a Cambridge student, I'm obliged to note that today is the boat race!
(And Easter too; happy Easter, all!)
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Discussion and Debate - The Philosopher's Plaza / Re: In the News
« on: March 31, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »
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General Chatter - The Boozer / Re: Funny Picture Thread
« on: March 31, 2013, 01:04:12 PM »
I am so very cheery.
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Active Legislation / Re: MOTION: Breaking of Patronage bill
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:42:44 PM »
PASSED 3-1-1
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:07:47 PM »
Because you misheard Gandalf and thought that all tears WERE evil.
Never mind the dogs, who let the damn llamas out?
Never mind the dogs, who let the damn llamas out?
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Would you rather?
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:06:35 PM »
Fili because he's not so aggressively Kili and therefore safer to have around
Balin or Dwalin?
Balin or Dwalin?
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: 3-Word Story [new edition]
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:05:44 PM »
One cloudy morning, I saw a rock shaped like a nice banana complete with two completely innocent badgers feasting on human grain products legally. They seemed pissed at a rock on the other orange levitating turtle. "I hate rocks," the turtle said and then she went over to Khan's house where the badgers lived. "What's for lunch?!!" she yelled. "Carrots," Khan replied. "I like rocks covered in dust instead," she said. So Khan murdered three dusty rocks with a big rock murdering hammer. The next morning Khan felt bad. So he said ''God have mercy on the rocks". God was unfortunately absent as usual, but his secretary, Miss Gimmie Moor untied her shirt and offered Khan batches of homemade pudding made from stones and onions, seducing him to come to where old elephant's die so that they both could finally jump off cliffs built of candy. But Khan faked his not-so-fetal death by using embryos as natural airbags and lands safely on Santa's belly. Then he bounced back home. Carrots taste really good, APRIL FOOLS, they boiled some tasty dusty carroty rocks, instead. It tasted like rocky carrots! "Bleh, they still more salt and pepper is definitely not an option" said a certain birdie that needs a certain colored necroposter to be dead right now. The certain birdie found the big stash of Khan's Necroposted forum posts and began deleting them, using the corpse of his mercilessly slaughtered rock-potato to savagely slaughter Khan's posts as if they were very dusty and naughty flowers that spread pollen over Khan's dress, which smelled like dirty sausages.
The furious and beasty feet of feet recklessly smashed the hell out of Khan's posting habits. Then poor Khan gathered his horrific post collection and resurrected them as evil. "Toilet time!" cried the turtle to Khan's evil potty, which he pulled more posts into, creating a whirling vortex of Undead Necro Posts. Then the mighty Khan, ruler of Necroposting, decided to take a nap under the watchful Sir de Gamer, but forgot to flush the toilet. Sir de Gamer stared at Khan in complete disgust as he undeniably witnessed a floating bird-shaped greenish turd float slowly by. The baneful turd began speaking to murderous daemons of the sewer system who granted him the immortal power and excrement-stained instruments to conquer the final frontiers of the Unspeakable Toilet. This incident provoked the response from Debux as he began picking his nose and then offering a sterilized goose as sacrifice to Miss Gimmie Moor to make sure this story will end up with Miss Gimmie Moor giving him a copy of this awesome fairytale. Suddenly, a spirit appeared in front of Debux, to inform that he has the biggest teeth out of all the world's bunnies! "My gosh! What big eyeballs you have! Like my cousin's pet armadillo when he was on the edge of a cliff and shoved you, his big furry slave," replied Dubux. Feet came riding on a somewhat degenerate and slightly retarded llama that twitched rather oddly if you decided to activate her free movie ticket. Suddenly, Debux said "I would like a fluffy pink lamb with red tassles dangling from it's over-sized sombrero and eating tacos!" Suddenly, a fluffy blue lamb with an over-sized head, painted pink and dipped in vanilla, appeared and Debux threw a tantrum.
He tripped over and fell flat on a pointy, sharp spike that impaled Debux onto a loaf of moldy bread. Then he ate it. "What an intriguing flavour! I love it so much I could literally die of syphilis! Then what would mama say?" He
The furious and beasty feet of feet recklessly smashed the hell out of Khan's posting habits. Then poor Khan gathered his horrific post collection and resurrected them as evil. "Toilet time!" cried the turtle to Khan's evil potty, which he pulled more posts into, creating a whirling vortex of Undead Necro Posts. Then the mighty Khan, ruler of Necroposting, decided to take a nap under the watchful Sir de Gamer, but forgot to flush the toilet. Sir de Gamer stared at Khan in complete disgust as he undeniably witnessed a floating bird-shaped greenish turd float slowly by. The baneful turd began speaking to murderous daemons of the sewer system who granted him the immortal power and excrement-stained instruments to conquer the final frontiers of the Unspeakable Toilet. This incident provoked the response from Debux as he began picking his nose and then offering a sterilized goose as sacrifice to Miss Gimmie Moor to make sure this story will end up with Miss Gimmie Moor giving him a copy of this awesome fairytale. Suddenly, a spirit appeared in front of Debux, to inform that he has the biggest teeth out of all the world's bunnies! "My gosh! What big eyeballs you have! Like my cousin's pet armadillo when he was on the edge of a cliff and shoved you, his big furry slave," replied Dubux. Feet came riding on a somewhat degenerate and slightly retarded llama that twitched rather oddly if you decided to activate her free movie ticket. Suddenly, Debux said "I would like a fluffy pink lamb with red tassles dangling from it's over-sized sombrero and eating tacos!" Suddenly, a fluffy blue lamb with an over-sized head, painted pink and dipped in vanilla, appeared and Debux threw a tantrum.
He tripped over and fell flat on a pointy, sharp spike that impaled Debux onto a loaf of moldy bread. Then he ate it. "What an intriguing flavour! I love it so much I could literally die of syphilis! Then what would mama say?" He
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: King of the Hill
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:04:57 PM »
My hill because I'll be really really sad if you don't let me have my hill. 
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Philosophical Consequences
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:04:07 PM »
If he hurts himself in some manner, he may be able to get compensation.
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Forum Games - The Beer Cellar! / Re: Tell the future of the person above you.
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:02:54 PM »
Othko will make the arrest.